15 THINGS ABOUT MARRIAGE AND MENOPAUSE

1. You need to know menopause affects husbands and wives. No matter which one is going through it.

2. You need to know men go through aform of menopause too. True.

3. You need to know millions of couples have successfully navigated menopause without a divorce or a new Porsche.

4. You need to know menopause is a time when the sheets can get sweated up without anybody doing anything.

5. You need to know women tend be hot, cold, ecstatic, and suicidal all within a two-minute period.
Men tend to remain confused.

6. You need to know a man in menopause is very much like a thirteen-year-old boy. Lost, dazed,
and not sure what to do next.

7. You need to know that women in menopause tend to cry. Men tend to withdraw.


8. You need to know problems arise when both husband and wife hit menopause at the same time.

9. You need to know she could bedripping sweat while he’s wearing his parka.

10. You need to know men feel helpless when their wives go through menopause. You can’t stop the sweating, you can’t stop the crying. The only thing you can stop is worrying about it.

11. You need to know that when a woman is suffering through menopause, men can’t do anything right. Simply asking “How do you feel?” could launchWorldWar III.

12. You need to know to tell each otherhow great they look in reading glasses.

13. You need to know it’s best to notmake any major decisions during this time. Not about your relationship
or plastic surgery or getting a tattoo.

14. You need to know that getting into anargument with someone whose hormones are out of whack is a suicide mission.

15. You need to know this too shall pass.Sometime. Far, far out in the future. Maybe.

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